Alcohol is a product of amazing versatility.
It will remove stains from designer clothes.
It will also remove the clothes off you back.
If by chance it is used in sufficient quantity,
Alcohol will remove furniture from the home,
rugs from the floor, food from the table,
Lining from the stomach, vision from the eyes,
And judgment from the mind.
Alcohol will also remove good reputations,
Good jobs, good friends, happiness
from children’s hearts.
Sanity, freedom, spouses, relationships,
Mans ability to adjust and live with
his fellow man, and even life itself.
As a remover of things,
Alcohol has no equal!